Nothing's working in Spongebob Splatfest (1014p, 0-5, Slosher)

Monday, October 31st, 2016

Another change of weapon, because my previous team was feeling a little mediocre. This time, I'm back to a bucket, but with the standard Slosher. It has an Inkstrike, and probably a sub-weapon that I forget about. Mostly, the slosher should be good at covering turf without my needing to get ...

Not sucking qute so hard in Spongebob Splatfest (1101p, 3-4, Wasabi Splattershot)

Monday, October 31st, 2016

Okay, I couldn't get the Tri-slosher to work, or the Splatterscope, or the Dual Squelcher. What's left? The Wasabi Splattershot was pretty good when I tried it the other day in Splat Zones, so it could be good in Turf War. And I think it is, or it could be. The ...

Doing my best in Spongebob Splatfest (889p, 0-3, Tri-slosher)

Sunday, October 30th, 2016

I think your Rank affects your teams in Splatfests now. That's unfortunate, because I'm really not an S-Rank player, but am stuck in S Rank as the Splatfest begins. And I'm having a rough time in these Turf Wars. I've already tried the stalwart Splattershot Jr, the Berry Splattershot Pro, and ...

Unintentionally ruining Turf War for the newsquids (1310p, 12-0, Splatterscope)

Thursday, October 27th, 2016

A friend has actually bought a Wii U and Splatoon after all my badgering! This means we can play together. I join his Turf War battle. There are only two problems. The first is that we are not on the same team. It does mean I get to splat him, though, ...

Sloshing the Towers in Hoverboard Splatfest

Wednesday, September 28th, 2016

The Splattershot Jr was fun, but it's time for another change. The Tri-slosher is a favourite of mine in Ranked, but I never really got used to it in Turf War. I'd like to give it another try, though. Sloshing ink down from high on Moray Towers seems like a good ...

You can't fire me, I quit! in Hoverboard Splatfest

Wednesday, September 28th, 2016

Sometimes I miss jumps because I don't hit the button in time (apparently). Other times, it's just because the gap is bigger than I think. Or maybe it's out of spite. I jump in to the water just so that you don't get to splat me. No, not really. I just ...

Holding the Resort in Hoverboard Splatfest

Tuesday, September 27th, 2016

The Tri-slosher isn't as straightforward to use as a shooter in Turf War, but I'm happy to stick with it for now. Let's see how it does on Mahi-Mahi resort. I take my normal route around the back, but taking a little longer to charge up the Bubbler, and come up ...

Bubble in to water in Hoverboard Splatfest

Tuesday, September 27th, 2016

Let's put the Splatterscope away. I had a good run, but it would do me good to try more weapons. The Splattershot Jr often works well for me, and should translate from Ranked to Turf War. I get a good start, inking lots of turf, and when my Bubbler has charged ...

Messy Mahi-Mahi Resort in Hoverboard Splatfest

Monday, September 26th, 2016

The last Mahi-Mahi Resort battle with the Splatterscope went really smoothly. I aim to have a similar experience this time. But, of course, that's not really up to me. I kinda get embroiled in the turf war more sooner, down to my own desire to be mobile. That shot on the ...

Relaxing at the resort in Hoverboard Splatfest

Monday, September 26th, 2016

I'll just hang back and take it easy on Mahi-Mahi Resort, much like on Saltspray Rig. I don't really have the vantage point here as I do on the Rig, but I shouldn't feel pressured in to venturing far from our base. I ink some turf, then try to deal with ...