Sloshing all around the Splat Zones (10-4, Tri-slosher)

Thursday, January 19th, 2017

I see the Splatling on the other team. Maybe the tactic from the previous battle will work here too. The side route certainly seems to be unfavoured at the moment, so I'm going to give it a try. I don't see the Splatling, but I move higher on the map to ...

Show no mercy in the Splat Zones (12-1, Tri-slosher)

Wednesday, January 18th, 2017

I see you, E-litre 3K. Well, I see you at the introductions. But where will you be in a moment? I'll go around the back to find out. I flank down the side, a quite effective route, and manage to go unnoticed. But where is the E-litre? Okay, I see you. ...

Being a nuisance around the Splat Zones (10-6, Tri-slosher)

Tuesday, January 17th, 2017

I do like Mahi-Mahi Resort. Sure, I fall in to the water a lot, but I like the intricacies of it all. I don't enjoy quite as much a Luna Blaster quite so close to me, but I really thought for a second that I had splatted him. I knew ...

Causing disruption in Tower Control (9-2, Tri-slosher)

Tuesday, January 17th, 2017

Someone will need to take care of that E-litre 3K on the other team. I like to do that sort of thing myself, so ignore the Tower and head around the side to try to sneak up behind the charger. Not even a blaster will slow me down. It's hard to ...

Chaotic and splatty Tower Control (19-5, Tri-slosher)

Monday, January 16th, 2017

Can I get around the back of the purple team without being spotted? And if I can, what disruption can I cause? Well, I can, but that's because they're moving the Tower. Not a bad sacrifice if we can splat them all and have more time for ourselves on the ...

Hopping on and off in Tower Control (8-1, Tri-slosher)

Monday, January 16th, 2017

Share your squidmates' ink at the start, rather than slosh yours indiscriminately. It can make a big difference. It gets me to the extra block nice and quickly, a bit quicker than an envious squidmate, and I get to go around the back. Sure, the purple team grab the Tower, but ...

Blasted blaster in Tower Control (12-7, Tri-slosher)

Sunday, January 15th, 2017

I like to think I can squid down the centre of Arowana Mall pretty quickly, but those bumps seem to get in the way and slow me down. For that reason, the side routes seem more attractive, although with more visibility and vulnerability when reaching the centre. Particularly from chargers ...

Pushing it forwards in Tower Control (15-6, Tri-slosher)

Saturday, January 14th, 2017

I go one way, but bump in to inklings. So I go the other way, and bump in to inklings. Never mind, the start is nearly always chaotic. Disrupting the Rapid Blaster easily makes up for any early hiccup, including not splatting in the incoming super-jumper. I try out-flank the inklings ...

Not quite getting there in Tower Control (14-7, Tri-slosher)

Saturday, January 14th, 2017

Ancho-V Games is a fun map, but not one that benefits my rushing in to the centre. I try instead to build up the charge on my Bubbler, and then toss that idea out of the window and get stuck as the platform rises, putting me in a crossfire. Not a ...

Yeah, I went the wrong way in Tower Control (14-6, Tri-slosher)

Friday, January 13th, 2017

I think going around the side would let me surprise some green inklings almost whenever I play Flounder Heights. And, to be fair, it does to start with. I push further forwards to splat the charger, but when I get to her perch she's gone. Of course she's gone, the Tower ...