Around the edges of Splat Zones (12-4, Tri-slosher)

Sunday, November 12th, 2017

My reticence at the start of the battle is because we have a smurf on our team. I don't like battling with or against smurfs, in much the same way that I wouldn't like to play Rugby against the Welsh national team. I'm just not that good and don't like ...

Losing with flair in Splat Zones (6-3, Zink Mini Splatling)

Saturday, November 11th, 2017

Ah, Saltspray Rig Splat Zones. Is there a more brutal map for Splat Zones? Probably not! I quite like it because of this, even if the winner is generally decided by whoever captures the Splat Zones first. I decide to try to sneak around the teal team to start with, ...

Trying to turn the Splat Zones around (15-10, Zink Mini Splatling)

Saturday, November 11th, 2017

It's a rough start to the battle. I don't do myself any favours by dashing in to the line of fire in the middle of the Splat Zones, helping them turn orange, and at least I get a couple of splats to ease some of the pressure before I begin ...

From purple to yellow in Splat Zones (6-2, Zink Mini Splatling)

Friday, November 10th, 2017

My attempt to flank the purple team works well, in that I get behind them, but that Splattershot Jr is on the ball. Heading down the other corridor as a second option could have gone badly, nearly dropping on to a Kraken, but I make it to the end as ...

Pushing the Rainmaker forwards (5-5, Carbon Roller Deco)

Friday, November 10th, 2017

I don't recklessly grab the Rainmaker immediately, and keep checking to see if we're about to be flanked. It's a shame I miss the green ink in the background, but ultimately I don't think it matters. I also don't purposely pick up the Rainmaker, managing to inexpertly squid through the ...

Teamwork in Tower Control (8-4, Grim Range Blaster)

Thursday, November 9th, 2017

My caution at the start of the battle pays off nicely. I get a splat instead of rushing in to being splatted, I spot the super-jumper coming in and wait for them to hop on to the Tower instead of being the target, and I clear the Tower and splat ...

Splats don't mean victory in Tower Control (6-5, Grim Range Blaster)

Thursday, November 9th, 2017

Rapid Blaster beats my slow Grim Range Blaster, when boxes obscure the range. I should have stayed further back, I suppose. And already there's blue ink accumulating near our base. I take a cautious approach back, cautious enough to be out of range of the Roller heading to the Tower. ...

Trying not to chase splats in Tower Control (15-6, Tri-slosher)

Wednesday, November 8th, 2017

No splats for my initial rush, and leaping in to the air probably wasn't a wise decision. I make a good comeback, at least, saving one squid for later with a Disruptor, as my Bubbler charges to keep me safe. And I even hop on to the Tower to recover ...

Sloshing in the Mall in Tower Control (13-6, Tri-slosher)

Wednesday, November 8th, 2017

My speed lets me get a neat double-splat to start the battle, but I can hear another inkling below me. I think I'm being smart to dive over the top away from the ramp, but I only jump in to a bomb. Our E-litre 3K is already a rock for ...

Sloshed to dust in Tower Control (7-0, Tri-slosher)

Tuesday, November 7th, 2017

Zoom, down the middle, and up around the side, aiming to find and splat the E-litre 3K. I run in to the Dual Squelcher, but don't let him stop me, and even splat him so hard he disappears in a puff of dust. That's bad news for the yellow team, ...